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I'm I remember the first time I remember the first time I ever heard like the derogatory term for a Canadian.

What is it?

A Canuck, I think is what somebody said.

I've never even heard that.

It was at like a drum circle back when I was a young kid and that was like what we did on Sundays.

There were a bunch of Canadian kids that came down from British. Fuck off, you hoosers. These kids came down from British Columbia.

Like, I couldn't tell you where. And I'm not clever. I'm not smart. I don't know the provinces or

anything else up there. But we were all at the strum circle and this one kid was being an asshole and he's just like,

oh, the fucking Canucks showed up. And I was like, what the fuck is a Canuck? And they were like,

Canadians, eh? And I'm like, oh, you hoiser. Was that supposed... Are you being mean?

Like, are you being an asshole?

Is that what you're doing?

Because... I don't know what you're doing.

I don't understand.

I'm going to go over here now and smoke this spliff.

Like, I don't know what you're fucking doing.

That was the same time.

That drum circle is when Angel had stayed up all night raving.

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