Sorting Hat: Big Brother 23

The Real Weird Sisters: A Harry Potter Podcast

Alice Asleson & Martha Krebill

Books, Arts, Tv & Film

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 October 2021

⏱️ 113 minutes

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Summary

In this crossover episode, The Real Weird Sisters (Alice and Martha) are joined by special guest Chappell (@Chappells_Show) and the Sorting Blanket to sort the characters of Big Brother (season 23) into Hogwarts houses.

Be aware that the show contains spoilers from both the Big Brother series and the Harry Potter series.

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0:00.0	Sarah, where's the car? It's gone. It's not gone. It's with Fixter. Since you never
0:04.4	got round to MOTing, I took care of it. Fixed up? Fixed up. Fixed is great. They pick
0:08.8	up your car, drive it to the garage, handle the MOT, then drive it straight back to you.
0:12.6	Sounds expensive? Don't worry. They negotiate their prices with their partner
0:15.6	garages and the car pickup services included. So since that's all handled, how about you
0:19.6	take a look at that leaky tab or do you need me to fix that too? For easy car maintenance,
0:23.8	head to fixter.co.uk. We'll pick up your car and take care of all the rest. Fixed up
0:28.8	and you'll back on track. May I have your attention please? May I have your attention please?
0:38.0	Will the real weird sisters please stand up? We're going to have a problem here. Were the
0:46.4	weird sisters with the real weird sisters all you other weird sisters would find and
0:49.9	out the vakers? Will the real weird sisters please stand up? Please stand up. Please stand up.
0:57.8	Hi and welcome to the real weird sisters. I'm Alice. And I'm Martha. And today we're
1:02.0	back with a special sorting hat. We are going to be sorting the contestants on Big Brother
1:07.5	23 and we've brought back a very special guest. Welcome back to the show, Chappelle. Hi, I'm
1:14.6	happy to be back. Thank you all for having me. Do you remember the first time we ever
1:19.2	interacted? Well, was it in person or on Twitter? On Twitter, do you remember? Well, there's
1:27.8	no record of it anymore because I believe the tweets have been deleted by somebody. Okay, cool,
1:33.4	we don't have to talk about that. Hey, you brought it up. I remember it clearly. I was a
1:40.0	little left out because it was first Alice followed Chappelle and Chappelle was really excited
1:44.4	because he tweeted something about her following him and that I was like, I'm going to follow
1:48.9	him now too. I didn't get a response for quite a while. I was so nervous. I just was like,
1:55.2	oh my gosh, like, why are podcasts that I listen to following me on Twitter? They're going
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