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Sophie EXPOSES Jamie’s p*nis to the nation!!!

NearlyParents

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships, 592049

4.61.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

Jamie is MORTIFIED when he discovers that Sophie has revealed his private parts…to the WHOLE country. But the big questions is...will Jamie start an OnlyFans? 👀


After Sophie apologises, she's horrified when she discovers just how big the baby's head could be. And she REVEALS all of her wildest pregnancy cravings.


PLUS, the couple do a deep dive on their biggest icks. And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.

 

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Credits:

Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglister

Producer: Magda Cassidy

Assistant Producer: Rhoda Abrokwa

Videographer: @jakeji.p

Social Media: Anthony Barter


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0:00.0

Well, hello, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Nearly Parents Podcast, the podcast about us, Sophie and Jamie, becoming parents on the podcast today. Our menu is what, Sof? We talk about our biggest ex with each other. Sophie exposes my penis to the nation. I get woken up by Jamie's morning breath.

0:21.3

We also talk about Sophie's wild eating habits.

0:23.9

All of that coming up on the show, enjoy.

0:29.7

This episode is brought to you by L'Oreal Paris

0:32.3

and their revitalift filler range.

0:35.0

Sorry, but you always steal my products.

0:37.0

I know. To the point where I keep stealing Sophie's products so much, and I'm using them for body wash, and I didn't realize it was just for face. No, he's using the varviter lift filler range on his body. I didn't realize. I mean, since you're always using my skincare, you'll be just as excited as I am about today's sponsor, L'Oreal Paris. I can't wait. I know you've

0:55.4

always wanted my glass skin. Yes, I have. That is true. Well, now you can. Get glowy glass skin with

1:00.5

the L'Oreeliorotic acid serum and plumping water cream. Their filler serum hyalronic acid serum and plumping

1:09.4

in one hour. Then you lock in that hydration

1:11.5

and plump with the filler water cream. It's all because of the darn recommended hyloronic acid,

1:16.3

which helps the skin retain and lock in moisture. Now, I don't actually think I can pronounce it,

1:20.6

but that sounds exactly what I need. And you can get your own. The entire revitalif filler

1:25.1

range is on a half-price offer at Boots until the 21st of October

1:28.7

subject to availability. So you have no excuse to use mine, Jamie. Get your glass skin now and

1:34.4

check out and shop the Revital Lift filler serum and water cream at Boots. This episode is sponsored

1:39.8

by Etsy where you can find original items from small shops. Okay, so if you're looking to buy something

1:45.0

special, Etsy is the place to look. Now I'll tell you why. As a business owner myself, I love

1:50.1

knowing that Etsy has an amazing community of sellers. And the items I'm buying have been made,

1:55.2

designed and handpicked by real people. It's so important. I have been loving the baby stuff on

2:00.3

Etsy. It feels even more special knowing that there's real people behind the shops. I mean, they sell everything from little personalised t-shirts to the sweetest stuffed animals. It's also got some great stuff for the home, so we love it. Now, they've got things like vintage rugs and custom glassware, as well as all sorts of clothing and accessories, like Handed toumpers, linen apparel, direct from makers. Shop the Etsy app, special starts on Etsy. This advertisement is brought to you by BetterHelp. Tammy, you know, I love talking to you about everything, but I will say you're not my therapist. Yeah, I know. I give great advice, that's true. Like the time I told you to talk to your stylist about your friendship drama, remember that? And it is good to open up to the people you trust. I mean, I'd rather tell you what's on my mum than keep it bottled up. I've said this before, but therapy really helped me. And it's really important to talk to professional because talking to friends and family members and loved ones isn't the same as talking to a therapist. BetterHelp connects you with credentialed professional

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