Hello, I'm Jamie Lang.

And I'm Sophie Lang.

And we'd be married for two years.

And we're having a baby.

Yes, we are.

Are you ready?

Let's go.

Well, hello, everybody.

Everybody out there in the atmosphere listening.

You know it could be more people listening to us, by the way. People outside of Earth could be listening to us. What aliens? You want to call them aliens? I would call them friends. Hello, friends outside of Earth. By the way, sorry. He cuts me off, as you can tell. They're all frowning, thinking we don't do this outside of her. No, they're not. They're like, we let our wives speak. That's saying, just talk over her. Talk over her all the time. That's what they keep telling me. They're saying, take your green hat off, Candy Boy. They can't see this because this is just audible. And what's clever about that, this is a very special episode brought to you by Audible. Woo-woo. Welcome to Nearly

Parents Speed Dating. Can I get a whoop-woo? You can get a woo-woo. Okay, we have a very exciting

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romance, approached us with an idea to help bring a nearly parent

speed dating concept to life. And when anyone brings us anything like that, we are down. And if

it's with dating, I miss it. So we're down to be a part of it. If I can... We're going to live

vicariously for you guys. Oh, I'm going to live vicariously through them. And before we get into it, by the way, a huge, huge thank you to audible because these guys know romance. Listen to the podcast will also know that Sophie often teases me for pretending to be a keen reader, but with audible subscription, I can genuinely be a real-life bookworm. Oh, 100%. And their lineup of romance stories is... It's unmatched, everyone. They have it all. Okay, they've got the Sweeney Roncoms, they've got the fantastical epic romances, they've got classic enemies to lover stories. And I mean, they've got everything in between. Can I say this? You've been loving your audiobooks, haven't you? Because there are certain moments when I know you're listening and... yes exactly you get a you get a little bit

frisky uh no listen I've been I'll be in the absolute pregnancy trenches and honestly I just

need to slap on an audiobook and it's like I can transport it to a whole new world why would

you want to be transported to a whole not exist okay why do you want to be transported it's the best

honestly I mean I cannot wait for the new pride and Prejudice audio book with Marissa Abbella and Harris Dickinson. Harris Dickinson, I said that, right. Can I just ask you a quick question on that? Are you excited about Pride and Prejudice, or are you excited about Harris Dickinson? Harris Dickinson. Okay, because you did watch the movie that he was in and come back one night and you asked me

if I could dance like him in that movie.

No, I didn't. You did. I didn't because that would have ruined the vision for me. I just, I don't know where he is in the world, but I'd like to find out. In your ears, it sounds like. Well, soon, soon to be. Okay, so here's how it's going to work. We put the ask out to find the listeners of the podcast who are looking for love. And we asked them if they'd like to go on a quick speed date, just a short phone call. It's very simple, with another fan of the show to see if we could spark up something. Basically, we're like cupid on crack. Cupid or Cupid? Cupid. You said Cupid. I've never said Cupid in my life. He said, we're like Cupid. Anyway, we went through tons of profiles to find the best possible matches. And we sell at three phone dates. So today, we're going to chat with three of the datas and break down how it went, featuring real clips, yes, real clips from the actual dates

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