Sooz Kempner - The Queen of Mercury

The Moon Under Water

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Food, Comedy, Arts, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 675 Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2021

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Landlord John has always been open about the two passions that occupy his mind and body: pub and Queen. So imagine the delight on his face when he saw this week’s guest walking towards The Moon Under Water. It’s comedian, singer, actress and fellow Queen obsessive Sooz Kempner.

Sooz is a graduate of the Royal Academy of Music, so is it safe to assume that her dream pub will be best suited to those that love a sing song? Will there be a no-entry policy for people that don’t like Queen? Will she recite her answers to Robin's pub quiz in song? All will be revealed as she enters the further pub realm.

Tickets for The Moon Under Water Live are on sale now! Throughout August and September we'll be inviting special guests to create their dream pub LIVE from a real pub (The George IV in Chiswick). Head over to moonunderpod.com for more info and to grab your tickets. The mystical realm awaits!

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0:00.0	Before time, before pint, before booth, before bar, glass, shimmer and glow, she was there, resplendent in the mists, sired by ancient
0:29.2	streets of desire, the moon underwater. Oh, Robin, it's about time you got here.
1:06.5	Hello, John.
1:07.4	Hello.
1:08.1	Now, Robin, before I ask you how you are, I've got a suspicion.
1:11.9	Mm-hmm. I've got a suspicion that the mystery wind has been blowing through the moon
1:16.6	underwater while I was in absentia.
1:19.0	The mistral wind.
1:20.6	Well, some call it the mystery wind. Some call it the mistral wind.
1:24.8	The mistral wind is a wind that blows through France that's meant to drive people mad.
1:29.6	Oh no, this isn't a wind that drives people mad. It's the mystery wind.
1:34.0	Mad with fun. Oh, okay. Then maybe it is the same wind.
1:39.0	Because we are on several, what are they called, those lines, those ancient lines. Lay lines?
1:47.0	Lay lines. We are on several thousand laylines here, the moon underwater. I believe
1:55.0	95% of all laylines pass through us and inevitably the mistral wind likes to blow down those lines because
2:03.3	I just when I walked in when I opened up this afternoon there there was just a presence and I
2:09.8	could tell it had been but I would so love to see it to see what the wind yes you well the mistral
2:16.1	wind you can see right okay yes it's got many hues,
2:20.7	colours and moods. Yeah, I've often sensed your windy presence. Yes, well, it's the, it's the neck oil.
2:28.2	That's the problem, but we're talking about two very different winds. Yeah, I'm so sorry.
2:32.2	Well, speaking of wind, Robin, earlier, the regular
2:37.5	wind, just wind, just blew in a large amount of mist. Okay. And I think within that mist was some
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