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🗓️ 24 December 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:13.9 | And it's a joy to come into your homes. And if you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:21.3 | I'll promise you, we'll make you feel right at home, but we thank you so much for tuning in |
| 0:25.4 | today. And thank you again for coming out. I like to start with something funny. And I heard |
| 0:30.4 | about this archaeologist in New York. He dug down 10 feet and found traces of copper wiring |
| 0:36.9 | dating back a 100 years. |
| 0:39.0 | He concluded that New Yorkers had a telephone network over 100 years ago. |
| 0:44.6 | Not to be outdone, an archaeologist from California dug down 20 feet and found copper wiring |
| 0:51.4 | dating back 200 years. |
| 0:53.5 | He concluded that Californians had a massive communications network |
| 0:57.4 | a hundred years earlier than New Yorkers. |
| 1:00.6 | Upon hearing this, Bubba from Texas, |
| 1:04.1 | dug down 30 feet on his farm and found absolutely nothing. |
| 1:08.8 | He concluded, 300 years ago, |
| 1:12.6 | Texans had already gone wireless. |
| 1:16.7 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:18.3 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:20.1 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:21.9 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:24.0 | I can do what it says I can do. |
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