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Joel Osteen Podcast

Sooner Than Expected | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.423.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

God has sudden favor with your name on it.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:06.0

If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend.

0:10.3

We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life.

0:13.9

And it's a joy to come into your homes. And if you're ever in our area, I hope you'll stop by and be a part of one of our services.

0:21.3

I'll promise you, we'll make you feel right at home, but we thank you so much for tuning in

0:25.4

today. And thank you again for coming out. I like to start with something funny. And I heard

0:30.4

about this archaeologist in New York. He dug down 10 feet and found traces of copper wiring

0:36.9

dating back a 100 years.

0:39.0

He concluded that New Yorkers had a telephone network over 100 years ago.

0:44.6

Not to be outdone, an archaeologist from California dug down 20 feet and found copper wiring

0:51.4

dating back 200 years.

0:53.5

He concluded that Californians had a massive communications network

0:57.4

a hundred years earlier than New Yorkers.

1:00.6

Upon hearing this, Bubba from Texas,

1:04.1

dug down 30 feet on his farm and found absolutely nothing.

1:08.8

He concluded, 300 years ago,

1:12.6

Texans had already gone wireless.

1:16.7

Say it like you mean it.

1:18.3

This is my Bible.

1:20.1

I am what it says I am.

1:21.9

I have what it says I have.

1:24.0

I can do what it says I can do.

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