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🗓️ 23 December 2025
⏱️ 32 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.1 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. Well, God bless you. It's a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:17.3 | And if you're ever in our area, stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:21.9 | These are the finest people in all of Houston, Texas, right here at Lakewood. |
| 0:25.7 | So come on by when you can, but thanks for tuning in. |
| 0:28.5 | Thanks for coming out. |
| 0:30.0 | I like to start with something funny, and I heard about this man. |
| 0:33.6 | He called the church office and said, I want to speak to the head hog at the trough. |
| 0:38.6 | The secretary was offended. She said, if you mean the pastor, you're going to have to call |
| 0:43.5 | him pastor, but you may not call him the head hog at the trough. He said, well, fine, but I was thinking |
| 0:49.1 | about making a $5,000 donation to your church. She said, hang on, poor kid just walked in. |
| 0:56.3 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 0:58.0 | This is my Bible. |
| 0:59.5 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:01.4 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:03.3 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:05.5 | Today I will be taught the word of God. |
| 1:08.3 | I boldly confess, my mind is alert, my heart is receptive, I will never be the same. |
| 1:14.7 | In Jesus name. God bless you. I want to talk to you today about blessed indeed. |
| 1:22.5 | Most of us believe that God has a good plan for our lives, and we ask him to take care of us, to protect us, |
| 1:29.3 | to give us the food that we need. And that's good, but God doesn't just want to do the ordinary, |
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