All right, Fidget, it's time to tell these people about the scariest Thanksgiving ever.

It was a rainy November evening as that toxic waste truck rolled down the road.

And the driver missed the turn at the junction and he lost his load. There was no time for the drug. Hello.

There was no time for the driver to raise an alarm as the toxic waste rolled down onto the turkey farm,

oh no.

And Don Farmer Jenkins went out to give a gobleer some food. And the site that greeted her that very morning, well it made it come unglue.

All her turkeys now stood 8 foot 10 and they busted right out of that turkey pen.

Oh no.

Giant turkeys are coming for Thanksgiving this year. Instead of filling up our stomachs, they're filling up our hearts full of fear.

Well, the military came in to see what they could do.

But those turkeys had them running,

ate up all their tanks for food.

The turkeys made up be lying for Washington, D.C. where the president gave them pardons for eternity. Oh no!

Giant turkeys are coming for Thanksgiving this year. Instead of filling up our stomachs, they're filling up our hearts

full of fear. And now, ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in recorded history, a giant turkey.

Take it turkey.

A turkey.

A little bit. A little bit.

A little bit.

A little bit. Let's give him a big friend. Oh, he's not done. Uh-huh. Yes, I see.

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

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