It's time once again for America's favorite show, The Radio Adventures of Dr Floyd, brought to

you by Dr Floyd.com.

In our last episode everyone was shocked when Dr. Floyd walked into the room after they thought he had been zapped into the far-flung future by Dr. Steve. Dr. Floyd, is that really you?

In the flesh.

But we thought you'd been zapped into the far flung future by Dr. Steve.

I was, Dr. Grant.

I'm afraid to say it, but for once, Dr.

Steve's evil plan works perfectly.

His weapon did indeed send me into the future.

But how did you get back?

I don't have to get back, chips.

I wound up here.

But how?

We were in the past when Dr Steve shot me into the future, so I wound up here in the present.

Ooh, brain cramp.

No, I guess it, Dr Grant. It's really quite simple.

Dr Steve's device did send Dr. Floyd into the future, but we were in the past when he shot

Dr Floyd into the future, so Dr Floyd wound up here in the present.

Not helping. You're trying too hard, Dr Grant. Just know that when I got shot I reappeared right back here in Saddle River.

Just like that pile of bricks there from Al Capone's vault, the wagon wheel from Buffalo Bill's wagon, and that cow from the Wright

brother's test flight pasture.

Oh, I see.

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