SONG: I'm Just Tom
Watch What Crappens
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🗓️ 28 February 2024
⏱️ 3 minutes
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Summary
We imagined Tom taking the Broadway stage for the 2024 Golden Crappies with the ultimate, Most Extra man victim song of the year: "I'm Just Ken" from the Barbie Movie. Here's the not Tony or Grammy Award winning single from the show. Enjoy!
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| 0:00.0 | It doesn't seem to matter what I do. |
| 0:05.0 | I'm a piece of number two. |
| 0:09.0 | Call me out and I'll fake cry. |
| 0:13.4 | Oh, I had feelings that I can't explain |
| 0:19.8 | for a girl without a brain. Now I'm welcome as old trash and blame it on the stash. |
| 0:30.0 | Because I'm just talking and make a love from Swartz's mark. |
| 0:35.0 | Is it my destiny to live and die a life of Tom fertility? |
| 0:42.0 | I'm just... life of Tom fertility. |
| 0:44.0 | I'm just Tom coming soon till your daughters come. |
| 0:49.0 | What will it take for you to see the man that lies behind the scandaline. |
| 0:57.0 | Go! Goo! |
| 1:07.0 | It wasn't about sex. it was a connection where we were both respecting each other and giving each other confidence. |
| 1:13.0 | Prouse that. |
| 1:14.0 | Sure, I could have broken up with you, |
| 1:16.0 | but emotionally it was like climbing Mount Everest |
| 1:19.0 | with your emotions. |
| 1:21.0 | I want you to know. emotions. Is it a crime? Am I not hot when I shit on your feelings? |
| 1:36.0 | Is my car of my lid here |
| 1:40.0 | Why are you screaming? |
| 1:57.0 | I'm not lying, I'm not lying, I'll 100% take up polygraph. |
| 2:05.0 | It is malicious, but I did not do with malicious intense. Can you feel my energy? |
| 2:11.0 | If you cared that I was cheating |
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