Something very bad is on TV - #2986
The Tom Barnard Podcast
Complete Disaster Network
4.1 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 10 April 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Alex was not a fan of Something Very Bad is Going to Happen. Andy was a fan of Super Mario Galaxy. Is there anything we all agree on? Yes: repairing a toilet sucks.
Topics:
Kathryn attempts to replace a toilet seat
Byron Allen replacing Colbert
Ben Affleck and J-Lo's expensive house
Terry Barnard died
Alex hated Something Very Bad is Going to Happen
Andy and Tim liked Super Mario Galaxy
Thrash
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| 0:00.0 | A support group for barely functioning adults. It's the Dave and Mahoney show. You know I dated a phone sex operator? Did she know that you were dating? They would have to go into like a call center, cubicles and stuff like that. Can you imagine having phone sex with some lonely guy while you're sitting in a cubicle? Do you think that it would make you more competitive? Did you have to ding the bell? Yeah, I got one. He's done. |
| 0:21.6 | Oh my gosh. |
| 0:23.2 | Grab the Dave and Mahoney podcast now, |
| 0:25.4 | an Apple podcast on Spotify and at Dave and Mahoney. |
| 0:28.9 | com. |
| 0:32.5 | Welcome to the Tom Bernard family podcast with |
| 0:39.1 | Maintenance Man, Catherine Brandt. |
| 0:41.9 | Andy Brant-Brenard. |
| 0:44.2 | That is a blue job, not a pink job, Catherine. |
| 0:47.2 | Kristen Burtz. |
| 0:48.7 | I know. I didn't know about the pink and blue jobs. |
| 0:52.0 | I didn't know. |
| 0:53.1 | Well, at our house, the blue jobs means i pick up |
| 0:56.4 | the phone and hey get over here and fix this will you you don't want me touching any of that |
| 1:00.8 | stuff trying to find somebody to just come over and you know replace a toilet seat is not something |
| 1:06.3 | you it's easily done you just can't find somebody who's going to do something like that. It is tough. Ladies and gentlemen, Kristen, Bert Entertainment News, brought to you by North American Banking Company. Go to NABanko.com to learn more. Member FDIC Equal Housing Lender. Speaking of toilets. Oh, just kidding, Bilski. There you go. Well, that's nice. I just got back from my appointment on Wednesday. |
| 1:29.4 | You just got back right now? |
| 1:31.3 | No, no, no. |
| 1:32.0 | On Wednesday, I did it. |
| 1:35.6 | Long appointment. |
| 1:36.7 | I'm never getting this out, Emma. |
| 1:38.8 | A bunch of smart asses on the show. |
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