Something to Not Believe In

Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2025

⏱️ 89 minutes

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"Kira explains to Jess that she is a guest and Abby has no obligation to tell her anything. Again Kira, the balls! They're THIS big! They're ginormous." On the second half of "JoJo with a BowBow", things between Kira and Jess are already heating up and the OG moms aren't taking either of their presence all that well either. What's funny is that those OG moms don't yet know they're going to be stuck with them. Gonna be a fun few seasons!

The group dance number, Something to Believe In, continues to be an adventure in questionable taste with JoJo dressed up as a Muslim, Kalani Hindu, etc... The moms are a little apprehensive about the material but ultimately back Abby up, though the results don't give us personally "something to believe in". But while the moms have to contend with Abby's choices, Abby herself does not and opts to head to New York instead of joining the team at competition. Of course she has to go for her court date, but since Abby kept putting off attending her actual dates it's anyones guess as to why she didn't just skip this one. Well not exactly, since Abby does manage to show up after missing most of the team's performances, much to the mom's annoyance.

But the only thing that might annoy them more than Abby is each other. Jess and Kira start fighting it out for what they see as an open spot on the team, though Abby has yet to promise them anything concrete. At the very least from being able to watch Dance Moms prior, Jess and Kira know not to pick their fights with Abby, and it may just take them farther than anyone yet realizes.

Quotes

“The whole universe feels off. My phone won't work, my internet won't work, just like my brain doesn't work!" (03:07-03:12 | Christi)
“I'm telling you Jill is saying bring back those two other bitches. See they didn't know what they were missing! At least we were funny." (25:48-25:55 | Christi & Kelly)
“Do you think Abby got paid everytime she said the word Maddie? Wouldn't that be nice!" (28:57-29:01 | Christi & Kelly)
“This is why it isn't shown. Thank you Lifetime, for once again saving them from themselves." (1:11:17-1:11:22 | Christi)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Baby, let's just dance, dance, let's just dance. Baby, I just want to dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
0:07.0	Can you feel it? Can you take it? Can you come and freeze it? All of this electricity.
0:14.0	Do it right now, bye, right now. Turn the volume up, fly. ma'clock, give me your electricity.
0:22.0	Hello, little bitch-huts.
0:23.1	Welcome back to the bar.
0:24.3	It's bitch number one, Christy.
0:25.9	And bitch number two, Kelly.
0:27.8	So you're in the cold place wearing a tank top, and I'm in the slightly warmer place wearing, like, a snowsuit.
0:35.0	I get so hot.
0:36.8	You know.
0:57.4	Do you think you're in menopause? Is that why you get hot or is it from cancer? Well, I think the cancer put me into metapause. And they said the medication I take. Makes you hot. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm on that for another 10 years. So lucky me. I get to have. I had in fucking years. I don't know why you don't just, I don't know. Why did you get cancer, Kelly? You're such a loser. I don't know why I got it
1:04.3	either. Oh, God. You know, I was just thinking about that. So you got diagnosed what last April.
1:11.2	So it's been like, what, 18 months or so?
1:13.4	Mm-hmm.
1:13.8	And I remember the day you called me and like, oh my God.
1:18.6	And look at how different.
1:21.8	Did you really think in 18 months it would be that much better?
1:25.2	Because, I mean, it was a pretty serious diagnosis.
1:28.3	It wasn't just like, oh, you have stage one and it's just like a baby and we'll just whatever I just can't believe all
1:33.8	the other stuff I've had with it I was I was telling someone oh you know who I was telling I was telling
1:39.5	my old neighbor I don't I mean I've talked about her a million times I don't want want to give away too much because I don't want to like reveal HIPAA things. But her husband has had like a million heart issues. It's like this weird heart thing that he's gone through. And he's very young. And she was just telling me that he had to have like a, he's having a procedure, think next week and she's like oh well they're just
2:02.4	going up through their groin i'm like well kelly went through her groin i'm like she looked like a
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