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Back to the Barre

Christi Lukasiak & Kelly Hyland

Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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"Jess came in and saw all those moms not willing to fight, and decided I'm going to fight so I get a permanent spot." Well you can't argue with results! Yes it's a big week because not only are Christi and Kelly finally in the clear from being mentioned on the show (the one perk of Abby insisting no one get free promotion), but their replacement has arrived in the form of Jessalyn and Jojo Siwa. Yes if Christi didn't leave you wouldn't have Jojo, you're welcome! But since our lovely Bitches barely even know the Siwas personally, what will they make of them?

Maddie is out in LA performing with Sia this week, so Jojo is brought in to fill out the team, though only for the week as Maddie is irreplaceable. Jessalyn however immediately goes on the offensive against the other moms, positioning Jojo to be a permanent member. The other moms scoff, but Jessalyn quickly gets her way regardless, securing a solo for Jojo and having the choreography changed to fit her strengths.

Will the ALDC manage to sort out their differences before making the jump to LA in just a matter of weeks?

Quotes

“I love this episode of Dance Moms because I didn't hear the word 'Christi' one time." (06:07-06:12 | Christi)
“Abby says it shows diversity in religion. I gasped, clutched my pearls and buckled up because I can only imagine how wrong we're going to get this." (25:18-25:30 | Christi & Kelly)
“Basically the Producers said that was a good schtick last season, let's do it again!" (26:16-26:21 | Christi)
“Now to be clear this is Jill's lot in life. I've never met anyone who questions people more." (32:47-32:52 | Christi)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Baby, let's just dance, dance, let's just dance.
0:03.0	Baby, I just wanna dance, dance, dance, dance, dance.
0:07.0	Can you feel it? Can you take it?
0:10.0	Can you come and freeze it?
0:12.0	All of this electricity.
0:14.0	Do it right now, bye, right now.
0:17.0	Turn the volume up, fly.
0:19.0	Give me your electricity.
0:22.0	Hello, bitchettes.
0:23.1	Welcome back to the bar.
0:24.4	It's bitch number one, Christy.
0:27.2	I'm bitch number two, Kelly.
0:29.1	Oh, it's Cyber Monday.
0:30.9	Everybody's shopping.
0:32.5	Oh.
0:33.1	When this airs, it's Cyber Monday.
0:35.1	Oh, I hope you get a good deal.
0:36.7	Yeah.
0:55.7	Oh. Send me some good deals. I don't have any of my gifts thought of yet. I don't either. Chloe, do you use Gifster? No, what the heck's that? It's an app. It might not download an iPhone 8, I'm just saying. So you share it, you create a list and you share it with like whoever you want to share it with. So I have one with my kids and they can go through and they can just update it
1:02.1	like of things that they want, like suggestions and it has links and sizes like it's colors,
1:09.1	like whatever they want. So you literally can see like their
1:11.4	exact list. Well, I have two very different children. Like, Chloe updates her gift store and she has
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