Hello, I'm historian Greg Jenner, host of the BBC podcast You're Dead to Me,

and I've written a children's book, it's called You Are History.

It's a funny, fact-filled look at the amazing history behind 50 of the things that you use

every day, from the alarm clock that wakes you up to the bed but you collapse in at night.

Because no matter how modern you feel, you're doing the same things that our ancient ancestors did too.

You just have cooler shoes. Get your copy of You Are History written by me,

Greg Jenner, and illustrated by Jenny Taylor from all good booksellers.

Thank you.

Hey, it's Pat.

And this is the treatment.

This is the treatment of podcasts about boys.

Boy, it's that fucking baby.

We're back on the comp.

So you guys are back on the comp.

But it was really fun to do in person the other day.

It was so fun to do in person. We're on the comp because it's summer,

and we are working artists trying to make a living from touring our little asses around this country and beyond.

Wait, so where are you, girl?

I've been here for like three months and that I got here yesterday.

One of the worst places to be, no offense, no offense.

I kind of like it.

I lived here in 2018 by coming here twice in a month summer.

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