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Something’s Burning: Sober Coins + SAA with Noel Miller + JR De Guzman | S5 E06

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.610.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Comedians Noel Miller and JR De Guzman come by the kitchen to chat while I make them black bean mole and corn fritters… And the topics are WILD – everything from JR’s hot mom to sex after pregnancy. We also deep dive Noel’s ethnicity, talk about sex addicts anonymous, and create a hit song. Follow Noel Miller: https://www.instagram.com/thenoelmiller Follow JR De Guzman: https://www.instagram.com/jrdguz This episode is brought to you by Graza. Head to https://Graza.co and use BURNING to get 10% off of TRIO which includes Sizzle, Frizzle and Drizzle, and get to cookin’ your next chef-quality meal! SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg Stream LUCKY on Netflix https://www.netflix.com/title/81713944 Register to join us in Tampa, FL (or virtually) for the 2 Bears, 5K on May 4, 2025! https://www.2bears5k.com PERMISSION TO PARTY WORLD TOUR is on sale now: http://www.bertbertbert.com/tour For all things BERTY BOY PRODUCTIONS: https://bertyboyproductions.com For MERCH: https://store.bertbertbert.com/ Follow Me! Facebook: http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram: http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer YouTube: http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer TikTok: http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Threads: https://www.threads.net/@bertkreischer X: http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Text Me: https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Black Bean Mole, Street Corn Fritters with Chili Lime Crema Black Bean Mole * ½ LBS crumbled chorizo * 1 cup chopped onion * 1 cup chopped sweet red pepper * Garlic cloves * 1 can black beans * 1 can pinto beans * 1 can black-eyed peas * 1 ½ cups tomatillo salsa * 1 cup chili sauce * 2 TBSP honey * 1 TBSP instant coffee granules * 1 tsp cinnamon * 3 ounces semi-sweet chocolate * Queso fresco * Avocado * Tortillas 1. Preheat oven to 375 2. In large skillet, cook chorizo, onion, red pepper, and garlic over medium heat untul chorizo is browned 3. Add remaining ingredients and mix well 4. Bake, uncovered for 40 minutes 5. Sprinkle with queso fresco, serve with avocado and warmed tortillas Street Corn Fritters * 3 cups frozen corn kernels, defrosted * ½ cup diced red onion * 1 diced jalapeno * ½ cup finely minced cilantro * 1 cup shredded cotija/chihuahua cheese * 1 cup flour * 2 TBSP cornmeal * 1 ½ tsp baking powder * Salt and pepper * 2 tsp tajin * 1 tsp garlic powder * 1 cup half and half * 2 eggs * Cotija cheese crumbled * Frying oil 1. Combine everything except half and half, eggs, and crumbled cotija 2. Beat eggs then add to mixture with half and half 3. Form patties then fry in oil 4. Top with chili lime crema and cotija cheese crumbles Chili Lime Crema * ½ cup sour cream * ½ lime, juiced and zested * 1 tbsp cilantro * 1 tsp chili powder * Salt to taste 1. Whisk all ingredients together and chill Berty-Boy-Rita (Vodka Margarita) * 2 Oz. Por Osos Vodka * 1 oz. Cointreau or triple sec * ¾ oz. lime juice * ½ oz. orange juice * Tajin 1. Mix all liquids, shaking well. Put tajin on the rim of your glass and pour over ice. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

My new special Lucky is streaming right now on Netflix. Check it out. So yeah, I went essay.

0:07.5

It's like sexual assault anonymous.

0:11.0

Guys, I haven't raped in two days. Oh, way to go. Hey.

0:16.3

Something's burning. Something's burning. If you had to do a different job in this business, what job would you want to do?

0:24.7

I'd do a different job in this business.

0:26.2

You had to stay in this business.

0:27.4

Specifically.

0:28.6

But not like writer or thing like that, because we're all kind of doing that.

0:32.1

Yeah, because we're all kind of are going to do that at some point.

0:34.6

Yeah.

0:34.9

And you can't go like, oh, movie star.

0:36.4

I'll take a movie star.

0:37.2

Yeah.

0:38.3

Like agent, manager, club owner.

0:40.3

I know.

0:41.3

I'd be a colorist.

0:42.3

Oh.

0:43.3

Really?

0:44.3

Charge $700 an hour.

0:46.3

No one talked to me.

0:47.3

Yeah.

0:48.3

Shut.

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