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# 670 - Meat Prints with Matteo Lane

Bertcast

Berty Boy Productions

Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

4.6 • 10.7K Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 2 April 2025

ā±ļø 64 minutes

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Summary

I sit down with comedian Matteo Lane. We talk about being bilingual, vocal ranges, fluffing, cooking, and much more!Ā  Check out his special ā€œThe Al Dente Specialā€ on Hulu on May 16th Order his book ā€œYour Pasta Sucks: A "Cookbook": https://amzn.to/42eHidiĀ Ā  My new special ā€œLuckyā€ is streaming now on Netflix! Follow Matteo YT: https://www.youtube.com/@matteolanecomedyĀ  IG: https://www.instagram.com/matteolaneĀ  --------------------------------------------------- Sponsors: Bluechew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code BERTCAST at https://bluechew.com-- just pay $5 shipping. Robinhood - To receive your 3% boost on annual IRA contributions, sign up at https://robinhood.com/goldĀ  --------------------------------------------------- SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICgĀ  For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.comĀ  For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.comĀ Ā  For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.comĀ  YouTubeā–¶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/AkreischerĀ  Xā–¶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischerĀ Ā  Facebookā–¶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischerĀ Ā  Instagramā–¶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischerĀ Ā  TikTokā–¶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischerĀ  Text Meā–¶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischerĀ  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

My new special, Lucky, is streaming right now on Netflix. Check it out.

0:05.7

White women, it is enough. You're not even married to one.

0:09.2

No, I mean, I'm exhausted.

0:12.1

You have no idea how exhausting they get.

0:18.0

Can I tell you I just came to a realization? I'm not a fucking journalist.

0:21.9

Like I'm not, I'm like, I'm the worst interviewer in the world because the things I'm interested.

0:25.7

Like you say today I sat down in the sauna with my wife and I wrote down all the questions I wanted to ask about you.

0:32.0

Like there's certain times where I want to text you, hey, have you heard this guy or whatever?

0:36.4

And then my daughter, my daughter Georgia, I was running through the question. She goes, hey, have you heard this guy or whatever? And then my daughter, my daughter, Georgia, I was running through the question.

0:40.1

She goes, hey, daddy's more than a gay man.

0:42.6

Oh, yeah.

0:43.1

So like, don't just sit here and ask him every gay question you have.

0:46.1

I know.

0:46.7

Sometimes, well, you know, it's like catch 22, right?

0:49.5

Because it's like, there's, I'm happy to, I'm happy to talk about that. I also talk about that.

0:54.8

But it's, but sometimes it's like you do interviews and it's like an hour of it.

0:58.1

And like, no, I get it.

0:59.8

Like, it's a good, it's a good moment to like, if someone has questions, like, I'm happy to answer.

1:04.3

Sure.

1:04.6

But then also, too, like, I also write jokes. Oh, well, honestly, after watching this, I hadn't watched a special before I did my

1:12.4

pre-interview. And then I watched a special and I was like, oh, he travels a lot. Yeah. Like you,

1:16.8

and you speak so many different languages and your accents are so good. Oh, thanks. Well,

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