Something's Burning: Reliving My WWE Choke Slam Debut with Grayson Waller + Austin Theory | S5 E23

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Performing Arts, Arts, Comedy

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🗓️ 29 July 2025

⏱️ 96 minutes

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WWE stars Grayson Waller + Austin Theory stop by the kitchen for a recap of my WWE Monday Night Raw appearance with Tom... and bask in the glory of my epic choke slam. I make a traditional Australian brekkie and we chat about Aussie women, a wrestler’s diet, and why Emily Sears and I blocked each other. Purchase tickets to WWE’s biggest event of the summer, SummerSlam, on Saturday, August 2 and Sunday, August 3 at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey - https://onlocationexp.com/wwe/summerslam-tickets Follow Austin: https://www.instagram.com/austin_theory Follow Grayson: https://www.instagram.com/graysonwallerwwe Recipes: https://www.somethingsburning.show/recipes-season-5 Sponsors: Monarch Money - Use code BURNING at https://monarchmoney.com in your browser for half off your first year. That’s 50% off your first year at https://monarchmoney.com with code BURNING. SUBSCRIBE so you never miss a video https://bit.ly/3DC1ICg For all TOUR DATES: http://www.bertbertbert.com For Fully Loaded: https://fullyloadedfestival.com For Merch: https://store.bertbertbert.com YouTube▶ http://www.YouTube.com/user/Akreischer X▶ http://www.Twitter.com/bertkreischer Facebook▶ http://www.Facebook.com/BertKreischer Instagram▶ http://www.Instagram.com/bertkreischer TikTok▶ http://www.TikTok.com/@bertkreischer Text Me▶ https://my.community.com/bertkreischer Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I've rolled out uni because I want to live at home.
0:02.5	I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.
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0:29.9	Have you ever had sex with an Australian chick? No, never. Me either. Have you? Yeah, it's overrated.
0:37.4	All right, put your pecker in me. I'm curious. Oh, bloody, Louis. have you yeah it's it's overrated all right
0:38.1	put your pecker in me
0:39.0	I'm curious
0:39.8	oh bloody ill here we got
0:42.5	hey
0:44.4	something's burning
0:46.6	something's burning
0:47.8	something's burning
0:50.0	Canada you are absolutely perfect
0:52.4	this time of year
0:53.1	that's why I'm coming to the
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0:56.9	Spokane, not technically Canada, but we'll say it is August 23rd.
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