He would say that his mother would leave out the recipe to this, like, pie she would, like, leave out an ingredient to this pie she always made because it would be at this, like, fair and everybody would try to eat it and try and replicate it. Really? And she would give them the recipe. Except it would be complete. Yeah, yeah. Like the Epstein files. We're not getting everything. Exactly. My grandmother was so different files. Hey! Something's burning. Something's burning. Something's burning. Canada, you are absolutely perfect this time of year. That's why I'm coming to the Great Outdoors Comedy Festival. Spokane, not technically Canada, but we'll say it is August 23rd. Calgary, August 24th. And Vancouver, September 12th. It's me, Whitney Cummings, Miss Pat, Forge and Feinster, and Derek Strupe. Get your tickets at burp, burt, burt, burt.com. I'll see you there. The permission to party world tour kicks off September 18th in Rockford, Illinois. The 19th in Milwaukee, the 20th in St. Paul, Minnesota, the 21st in Duluth, Minnesota,

followed by Eugene Oregon, September 28th. Avoid scalpers and go to bert, bert, bert.com to get your

lowest ticket price. Wow, that really worked. Should we do Shane? I'm fine. I don't get on.

Should I do, Shane? This body language is so great. She makes me nervous. Stop doing that. I can't do. This is not okay. I do not get my consent. Do you ever just see people? She touches my leg sometimes without asking. It's gross. Everything the best thing ever. We'll see. I'm with you. I'm with it. When do we cook? When do we eat? What? Honey, I'm already eating. So when... Feast your eyes on this. Feast your eyes on it. So when Bert and I first started dating, I used to pin him down and just fuck with him, right? I'd put my knees on his shoulders and just with him. And he did, I don't think he grew up with girls like that. But that's how we were in the South, right? Yeah, you just got to manhandle him. Exactly. Yeah, you've got to claim them. You're just one of the boys. And you're not married. With boobs. They keep getting away. They're going to be like, yeah. They wiggle out from Monday. Yeah, I know. They wiggle out from under you in here.

Yeah, yeah.

Come on, yeah.

Can't find a radiator close enough to change too, huh?

There's no radiators in LA.

They're sure they're not.

I know, I know. What is a radiator?

What is a radiator?

It's a heating unit.

It's a cooling unit, actually. It holds coolant, and it keeps your engine cool. Oh, but in a house, it's a heating unit. Oh, a radiator. Oh, that kind of radiator. A radiator. A radiator. A radiator. I thought you meant the radiator in a car. Both work, right? Yeah. It should be the same, right?

I don't know enough about radiators.

Well, why would we change someone to a car?

So I think my thought bosses was maybe not great. Oh, I thought the radiator was the hot thing in your grandma's house. It is, it is. It is. And you would chain the kid to it because that. I was on the wrong page. Because they sinned. Yeah, because they sinned.

Because they sinned.

They miss church on Sunday.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

They sin. Guess you don't want to go anywhere. Okay, so y'all, I've never done this before. Excited. I'm not a great cook. Yes, you are. Yeah, you are. I'm okay. I cook certain things really well.

And then everything else is just a show. Are we getting a specialty today?

Yes.

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