You're not going to make me believe that they're going to be a machine that can do what what Mexicans do for this country. Well, what they should be doing. Strawberries is going to come smash. What they should trade them is. Your strawberries are going to come smash? What they're going to. Canada, you are absolutely perfect this time of year. That's why I'm coming to the Great Outdoors Comedy Festival.

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So you're telling me, Whitney, that there were people on Epstein's private jet that didn't know they were on Epstein's private jet. Pete, have another cocktail?

I don't know, okay?

I want to thank. Pat, you asked how much this private jet costs.

No, I got...

When we got on.

When we got on.

The emotional cost is very high now that we're recording a podcast.

I want to thank Titan Aviation for this private jet to Nova Scotia.

Titan Aviation, Dirk, the entire...

You're going to know the Scotia?

I thought he was going to Halifax. That's in Nova Scotia. Oh, shit, okay. Halifax, in Nevada, it's Nova Scotia, but it identifies as Halifax. The entire Saragusa family, the entire Saragusa family, Dirk, Titan Aviation, if you have the means to fly private, which is a great transition into this.

But did you pay for this? Wait. Okay. I don't want a free private probably nice.

Oh, he was free? No, I paid for it. But the reason we have the nice plane is because of Dirk.

And by the way, that's why the food's so great. Dirk is a big man. So the food he brings on the planes always is fucking incredible. The amount of food is quite shocking, actually. It is for three, four people. It's actually kind of insulting. They just keep offering burnt food. They assume that you're just like a cartoon that eats like a sub in one swallow. Well, I thought his wife was coming in a few other people. I'm like, what's going on at barbecue? I don't know why Leanne didn't come. I was hoping she came. I wanted to see her for you. No, she's packing up apartment. I just wrapped my sitcom. Whitney, this is how hard it is getting to Halifax into Halifax. It's like four flights from Los Angeles. It's wild. I know. I came all the way here just to fly with you guys because I would have had to make two stops from LA. Yeah, it's easier to fly into Atlanta and then get hop on this plane. It's easier to be trafficked. Well, you said something when we were taking off. You witnessed that I don't like flying. I'm the fear that you have I mean if I have I've

never seen a sore winner the way I've seen Burt complain about being on a private jet that's a little

bumping. I hate it. I mean you don't like flying I hate flying and I and I know listen shout out to

Titan aviation but I really dislike.

Titan.

The thing you have to do to your pussy if you want to be able to fly this type of aviation.

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