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🗓️ 20 August 2025
⏱️ 139 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And this bartender comes up to me and she goes, I got to tell you, you know, he reminded me up. |
| 0:03.9 | I said, who's that? |
| 0:04.6 | She goes, Ron White. |
| 0:06.1 | And I just was like, if there's one bright takeaway, at least she thinks I'm like Ron White. |
| 0:13.1 | You do remind me up. |
| 0:14.3 | She's like, you're an alcoholic just like him. |
| 0:23.1 | I had a bunch of those. We'll continue this end of the podcast. I had a bunch of those. |
| 0:24.3 | We'll continue this end of the podcast. |
| 0:27.4 | I had a bunch of those which were really bothersome for me. |
| 0:29.3 | They're like, Bert is a beer salesman. |
| 0:33.4 | And then they're like, Bert owns a bar. |
| 0:36.9 | And you're like, I never liked those versions. |
| 0:38.3 | No, that's what I didn't like. Jeff owns a heating and air conditioning. Yeah, and you're like, I never liked those versions. No, that's what I didn't like. |
| 0:40.5 | Chairphones are heating and air conditioning. |
| 0:37.3 | Yeah, and you're like, why can't I just be a comedian? And they're like, you can't do it. I go, well, Seinfeld did it. Yeah. And it worked. And then like, I know, but that doesn't. Hang on. Larry David's playing Larry David. Yeah. Like the ones that are work, like you, I, I, I used to fight with networks. |
| 0:39.7 | Now networks aren't around to fight with. |
| 0:56.0 | I don't even know what they're making. and are work. Like you, I, I, I used to fight with networks. Now the networks aren't around to fight with. |
| 0:57.8 | I don't even know what they're making. |
| 1:04.6 | That was the most unsatisfying thing I ever did. |
| 1:05.3 | For real? |
| 1:06.7 | Would deal with networks. |
| 1:07.2 | Oh, yeah. |
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