Wow.

I'm so sorry.

I am so sorry.

I didn't even hear the doorbell.

But come on in.

Happy Thursday, everyone.

So the campaign manager for Katie Porter allegedly told her, you look bad the other

night.

She said, you mean the interview?

And he said, what interview?

Meanwhile, Sonoma County in California has reinstituted mask mandates for health care facilities.

It's all part of a larger effort to cover half of Katie Porter's face.

Just when we're running out of weirdos, we get new ones.

Virginia Democrat Jay Jones's poll numbers dropped since those text surfaced of him claiming

he wanted his opponent's kids killed.

He says he's not worried.

His numbers will improve once he murders the pollster.

Hey, if it works. Florida police claim they found a large thermos inside an arrested man's rectum.

Police are on the lookout for an accomplice with an ass full of donuts.

Gives new meaning to the phrase donut holes.

The last escapie from a New Orleans jail break has finally been caught in Atlanta.

So how did he remain on the run for 145 days?

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