Previously on the Tony Cornelius show.

They say it's the longest part of his life, and he is relatively speechless afterwards.

I'm sure.

And I don't think he will ever have a moment.

How's Nance was Nance speechless?

No, he was not speechless.

Nance said at one point, it's one of the greatest moments in Canadian sports history,

and I wrote down 15 different hockey moments and a walk-off home run by the blue chase.

And then Johnson beating the golf.

But I'm okay.

This is General George Washington, and you're listening to the Tony Cornelius.

Towards that point, Murray Momant in Winnipeg in Canada.

Right, Tony absolutely nailed it on Monday's show.

While Nick Taylor's 72-foot-six-inch-ego putt on Sunday was huge, it absolutely falls behind

15 hockey games.

Ben Johnson and Joe Carter is the greatest moments in Canadian sports history discussion.

Although, of course, that does make it into the top 20.

More exciting on Monday's show was to hear another reference to Slap Shot.

I wonder if he knows how big that movie is in Canada, a red-blooded beer-drinking old-time hockey-playing people like myself.

I first saw it in theaters when my dad somehow convinced someone to let him bring me his 11-year-old and two younger brothers with him to an all-rated movie.

I don't remember much about that screening other than seeing a woman's naked breast for probably the first time.

But the 20-odd viewing since then means at least 20 quotes living my brain in my brain and my friends.

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