Something Amazing Is My Sex Tape
Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat
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4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2020
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Cat and Pat talk Midtown East, what not to say and do as a kid, Pat driving, IGTV, McDonald’s Playspace, finding what "x" means, when it’s a peck, and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | forever |
| 0:30.0 | Hey, it's kitty cat coco cappuccino, but he's uh, it's Patrick Reagan as |
| 0:40.9 | Quirers the lawyer and we are here doing this crazy thing we love to do. We want to call |
| 0:47.0 | the podcast and it's called seek treatment and it's about pat taking away. Yeah, definitely |
| 0:52.6 | thanks for throwing to me, Kath, great job. So it's actually about boy sex fucking dating and love. |
| 0:58.3 | Now who can tell me what those things are Katharine? Why don't you take it and why don't you even |
| 1:01.6 | push this even further? Hmm boys are anyone you're interested in or anyone who grinds your |
| 1:07.3 | fucking gears. Exactly. Okay, we sex sex is not. You take sex. Yeah, thank you. Sex is the |
| 1:15.0 | birds and the bees. It's um sex is ultimately um penis envy. I know what you're thinking. Isn't |
| 1:22.9 | that really limiting the scope? This is not only how to sexual, but I can't. But yeah, ultimately, |
| 1:28.0 | yeah, oh, when you say sex, it's really only straight. You know what I mean? Like if we're |
| 1:33.2 | gonna be gay, we're gonna say fucking or something like that. I would never say gay people can have sex. |
| 1:38.5 | I've never. I can't believe I'm becoming the activist for this. I'm telling my gay friend that |
| 1:43.7 | I have never been like yet they had sex like talking about human. I've never said that in my life. |
| 1:48.2 | You know what I always like I love like when I became a woman of a certain age, like post 25, |
| 1:52.8 | I was like, yeah, we slept together. Sleeping together is such a thing that people say. |
| 1:57.7 | Yeah, it's so rom-com. It's so like Meg Ryan in the bookshop. Right. Yes, it started. It started |
| 2:03.6 | on TV. I feel like, you know what I mean? Yeah, I was like, we can't say this. How they |
| 2:08.0 | slept together. I mean, they slept together. And then I became like, yeah, they slept together. |
| 2:12.1 | Yeah, yeah. And it's like um now that's the evolution of that word. It's the evolution of that word. |
| 2:16.6 | And it's really life imitating art. You know, a lot of times I think art imitates life. But in this |
| 2:20.8 | case, we have been told by TV that you say I slept with someone and we just kind of took that |
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