"Professional Homosexuals" Pt.1 (w/ Adam Eli)
Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat
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4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 May 2020
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Cat, Pat, and special guest Adam Eli talk opulence, hot gay rabbis, strawberry shortcake, t,b or v, Adam's dad’s medical practice, and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Forever! |
| 0:30.0 | Hey, it's Patrick Ohenrigan. My soul's a career number. I was just kidding. |
| 0:41.3 | I'm actually a seek treatment of podcasts about boys. |
| 0:44.3 | Boys, sex, fucking dating, love, and everything in my head. |
| 0:48.8 | We're back in the studio with our guests. We're so excited to have them on the show. |
| 0:52.2 | He's an absolute delight. Genius, ray of light. I'm so excited. Put your ears open. |
| 0:57.6 | For Alive Eli. I'm finally. |
| 1:02.0 | I have to tell you that I'm like besides myself. |
| 1:05.7 | No, no. We want to be really, really, really. |
| 1:10.5 | Don't be crazy towards this. |
| 1:13.1 | John, are you really on? I'm so happy to have you. |
| 1:15.6 | Do you know what I just did? Tell us. |
| 1:18.0 | So you know how while we were recording our advertisements, I took a step away to |
| 1:23.2 | Quorum Quo Man Coffee and I did something I had done once before, but this time I did it for |
| 1:27.0 | the longest time. I pressed through whatever and I was sitting here and I was thinking to myself, |
| 1:32.1 | it's really been a while and I do not hear any of that drip, drip, drip. |
| 1:36.4 | And I looked and you know what I didn't do ultimately is put any water in. |
| 1:40.4 | And so I have to wonder what are and it was like five minutes. |
| 1:42.8 | What are the consequences of that? |
| 1:44.7 | What were the consequences? |
| 1:45.6 | I'm not experiencing any consequences yet, but it's like I'm always living in kind of fear |
| 1:51.5 | because I'm someone who kind of like will do that kind of thing or like right now like this |
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