Someone Tried To Break In While Producer Rebecca Was Sleeping!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 3 October 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 1:19.4 | Look back on. But it made me realize that not only am I not tough, but I'm kind of a coward. |
| 1:30.5 | And I also maybe shouldn't be responsible for like anything like protecting or guarding |
| 1:36.0 | anything at all. This reminds me of the time that you know when |
| 1:39.9 | my family was still all living together that when somebody I felt like somebody was breaking |
| 1:44.0 | in downstairs and I didn't have a gun in the house at the time. So I walked down there |
| 1:49.0 | to beat up whoever was down there with what was handy and it was a whiffle bat and a |
| 1:53.8 | hanger. Wow. I was going to whip somebody's ass with a whiffle bat and a hanger. Talk about |
| 1:59.0 | medicine. Let's go. Yeah, you think you're going to have like fight or flight. And my interesting |
| 2:08.0 | phenomenon was that I chose sleep instead. I'm going to be right there with you because |
| 2:14.7 | in the whole fight or flight, I freeze. Like I don't flee. I don't fight. I just panic |
| 2:20.9 | and I'm just like, I understand frees was sleep. Okay. So let me. Yeah. I was at the scene. |
| 2:27.2 | I think the little context is needed. So I was cat sitting for one of my really close friends. |
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