Someone Stole Abby’s Car?!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 13 October 2023
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Birt Show. |
| 0:01.0 | Kristen walks in studio this morning, clearly after a round trip, 24 hours in Turks |
| 0:10.2 | and Caicos. |
| 0:11.2 | Wow. |
| 0:12.2 | Look at that tan. |
| 0:13.2 | It was beautiful. |
| 0:14.2 | It really was. |
| 0:15.2 | Those 24 hour trips, 10 out of 10 recommend, I totally think you should do it. |
| 0:20.5 | No. |
| 0:21.5 | Kaley's wife, Erin, came over to my house yesterday and spray tan in my butt in the kitchen, |
| 0:29.1 | local bell, tanning, ding, because we have pride this weekend and I'm not going to |
| 0:33.0 | be pale around all my gay friends. |
| 0:36.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:37.1 | We are going to have to talk about this. |
| 0:39.1 | There's way more pressure for this weekend as a, as a straight person than there is in |
| 0:44.5 | any other weekend. |
| 0:46.1 | Having to impress gay people, there's just too much stress involved between you getting |
| 0:51.3 | your tan there. |
| 0:52.3 | I'm hitting the gym hard the last week, because I know the costume I have, I'm showing |
| 0:56.6 | pretty much chest and stomach and that's all I've done all week, forget anything else. |
| 1:00.6 | No legs, just all chest, all, all abs. |
| 1:03.6 | Okay. |
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