Someone stole a NJ bar’s prized walrus dong | 1.9.26

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 50 minutes

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0:00.0	What it is!
0:01.0	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:03.0	And this is hard factor. And there is no one that does it better right now, yeah. Nobody does it better. I ain't repeating myself. Go ahead, tell me something right now. Yeah, and I'm living on nightmare. And I'm not a racist and I'm always cheering Oh yeah
0:21.2	Good
0:23.2	Mourne
0:24.2	Mour! Good morning and welcome.
0:44.3	Episode 1870 of Hard Factor.
0:47.4	It is Friday, January 9th, 2026, the first full week Friday of 2026.
0:54.0	Congratulations.
0:54.5	You've made it. Thank you for cheating on the news with us 80-ish percent accuracy guaranteed on this podcast. Patreon.com slash hard factor if you need more hard factor, which you might today. Wes is up first. West, what do you got? Oh, a butt? No, I just didn't have anything prepped and I had that butt ready to go on my desktop.
1:13.0	I thought it was just better than nothing, you know? You're like a 16-year-old boy with your just ready to go wallpapers. I got it. That's a good butt. Yeah, it is. Isn't that a good butt? It's like two basketballs from far away. You should print it out, put it on your wall.
1:27.2	I might.
1:28.0	I might do it.
1:29.8	I've got a... ball from far away. You should print it out, put it on your wall. I might. I might do it.
1:28.3	Yeah.
1:29.3	I've got a not so fond farewell to your nuts.
1:35.3	And that's all I'm going to say about it.
1:38.3	It's a little bit of a trans corner.
1:40.3	It is a trans corner.
1:41.3	Thanks to Mark sending me of this earlier in the day okay okay okay
1:45.9	okay so we're not always i was gonna do it but i was like i can't take his beat it's his beat
1:50.7	not take his beat yeah pat it's west's beat it's west's beat it's it's west's beat i had to steer
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