Someone’s Life Was In Abby’s Hands At The Gym!
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🗓️ 30 July 2024
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Did Abby freeze up when someone's life was in her hands at the gym? NOPE! Here's what went down!
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| 0:00.0 | The Bert show. |
| 0:01.0 | So a crisis spontaneously has broken out around you. |
| 0:06.0 | Are you somebody that can slow it down, take a lead, or are you a person that absolutely |
| 0:12.4 | panics? You don't know until you're in that situation. |
| 0:15.0 | Turns out I'm somebody who doesn't crack under pressure because this weekend somebody's life was literally in my hand, |
| 0:21.0 | which makes me sound like a hero, but I almost got them killed before that, so let me explain. |
| 0:26.6 | So I'm a really active person. |
| 0:28.1 | I work out pretty much every day, and I go to this gym pretty frequently, and this particular day I was ready for some |
| 0:34.7 | treadmill action it was the weekend and I didn't really want to do too many weights |
| 0:38.1 | I just wanted to do some inclines and the thing that I do on treadmills when I'm trying to like pass the time is I'll usually turn on like a show that only I can watch when I'm on the treadmill. |
| 0:48.6 | It's the worst. I had that that is a tough decision every single day because it's the most boring time of your life |
| 0:54.4 | it's the worst you're stuck there you can't go anywhere but you know if you leave you're |
| 0:58.1 | going to feel bad about yourself for the rest of the day so I have these current hyper fixations. |
| 1:03.0 | So right now I'm really hyper fixated on JFK Junior's wedding because a bunch of like |
| 1:08.0 | lost tapes came out for this documentary so you can watch JFK Junior's wedding on this documentary and they're never before |
| 1:14.9 | seen footage it's crazy so I was all excited to watch it on the treadmill and I |
| 1:19.5 | swear that's like an important detail so I get to the gym I know that's right now but I swear that's |
| 1:23.5 | important so I get to the gym I sign up for my treadmill I get on the treadmill I do |
| 1:29.2 | my thing the music starts bumping you know if you go to any gym it's like crazy loud the bass is crazy the music is loud so I'm just watching the documentary |
| 1:42.1 | Like with closed captionings and stuff so I turn on my incline 12 incline 3 speech |
| 1:47.0 | I keep going and about 15 minutes in to the class that's kind of like when I'm in my best zone. |
| 1:55.0 | That's when you know you're about 10 minutes into the documentary and watching Ted |
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