Someone In Studio Was Distracted By Dave Chapelle’s SNL Appearance For A Surprising Reason!

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🗓️ 21 January 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Did you catch #DaveChappelle’s SNL monologue? Were you as distracted as Bert?! Let’s talk about those PANTS.

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0:00.0	Are we there yet, Dad?
0:02.0	Uh, nearly.
0:05.0	Dad, are we there yet?
0:08.0	Soon, darling, aye.
0:10.0	Are we there yet?
0:13.0	Soon, just be round the corner.
0:16.0	Dad!
0:17.0	I know, I know, are we there yet?
0:20.0	No. Are we lost, Dad?
0:24.1	Aye, I think so.
0:26.6	Should have gone to Spec Savers. Book an eye test online.
0:32.3	The Bird Show.
0:33.4	I'm going to have to go back today and watch Dave Chappelle's opening monologue for Saturday Night Live because it was distracting.
0:44.9	Did you guys see it?
0:46.3	I've seen bits and pieces.
0:47.8	I saw the lovely story he told of Jimmy Carter, which I thought was beautiful.
0:52.1	It was amazing.
0:52.6	The message was really great, except I went over to a friend's house,
0:55.7	and I don't watch Saturday Night Live.
0:58.9	I don't either.
0:59.7	So they were saying, hey, did you see Dave Chappelle, right?
1:03.0	And I'm like, no, I haven't seen it.
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