Someone In Studio Wants To Set Up Abby With Their Friend!
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🗓️ 18 September 2023
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| 0:00.0 | Uh, virtue. Well, good for phone with screener Mikey for trying to do what, uh, Kristen couldn't pull off. |
| 0:06.8 | Hey, hey, hey, again. What? No, again, that does not go down as an L. I was looking out for my girl, Abby. |
| 0:13.6 | I, I tried to set Abby up on a date. We had guys submit their entries to the Berkshow.com. |
| 0:21.6 | And as I peruse, there was not a person that spoke to me saying this was the right match. |
| 0:27.8 | So I just, we squash the whole thing as a guy that's not on dating apps. And as I was scrolling through, |
| 0:33.9 | seeing the, um, the pictures and the profiles that Kristen was getting, it just became crystal clear |
| 0:41.4 | what Abby complains about every single day. I feel so bad for these poor guys listening. |
| 0:45.7 | They're like, what are you trying harder, dudes? I mean, it's not even that you don't have a, |
| 0:50.4 | a good personality, but the pictures looked like, make you look like lazy asses, like it was not |
| 0:56.2 | anything special whatsoever. At least put some damn effort into it. Yeah. That was the problem. |
| 1:00.6 | It's a lack of effort. Right. So Mikey here is here to save the day, Abby. Well, sometimes you |
| 1:09.1 | just got to step up to the plate, you know, put your foot through a window. And Abby, do I have the |
| 1:13.8 | man for you? Oh, God. Um, this isn't the security guard in the wheelchair that you're telling us |
| 1:18.8 | about earlier. Would that change things? No, I've, I've never pitched a person before, but boy, |
| 1:25.6 | did I find one for you? Okay. He came to me. He said, I'd like to be set up with Abby from the |
| 1:30.8 | virtue. And I said, I'll work that out. Oh, you're going to handle it. Yeah. I'll make the |
| 1:37.3 | reservations and all. Um, is a good fellow. He hasn't posted on Instagram since 2017. Green flag. |
| 1:44.0 | Green flag. He's got a good computer job. The twist is a good computer job is and he uses his |
| 1:50.4 | computer. He uses his computer. He's kind of like his job is just computer. He's some kind of |
| 1:56.8 | program or something. He's got a nice job. Okay. He, um, he, here's the twist. He's younger. |
| 2:03.9 | I think he's 23 years old. Okay. He's tall. He is tall. Okay. I'm all young to be a cougar. |
| 2:10.2 | Well, that you would be a puma. You would be a puma. Okay. But, um, yeah. And I think that |
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