Someone In Studio Tried To Kill Abby’s Cat?!

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🗓️ 28 March 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Someone in studio tried to KILL Abby's cat?! WITH KINDNESS? Whodunit? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Bert Show.
0:01.0	Yesterday we started the show off with an awkward email and I'm going to start the show
0:05.5	off with another awkward email this morning.
0:07.4	You're ready?
0:08.4	Yeah.
0:09.4	So I get in and I get settled and I'm pulling up our schedule and I'm pulling up the
0:16.2	websites I use to figure out my entertainment buzz and what I'm going to do to tease,
0:21.0	which I still haven't even figured out yet, but I digress.
0:23.9	I open up my emails, one of the first things you do in the morning, right?
0:26.8	And I just opened up my email and I'm like, what is this?
0:32.3	Sisters from AARP.
0:36.4	And if you don't know what AARP stands for, it's the American Association of Retired
0:40.3	Persons, okay?
0:42.6	And I'm looking at this and it's like action required.
0:46.2	So somebody last night at around 11.31 pm decided to sign me up for the sisters from AARP
0:57.7	They get might've been God.
0:59.7	43 ain't that old, Tommy.
1:02.8	And I went to his says, confirm your email.
1:05.6	You recently provided sisters from AARP with your email address in order to begin receiving
1:10.8	email from us.
1:11.8	Please click the button below to confirm your email address.
1:15.2	So to the lovely person that feels like I apparently should retire soon, that is not
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