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Someone In Studio Still Gets Butterflies For Their S.O. For A Surprising Reason!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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For today's edition of 100 Days Of Good Goes 'Round, they're unable to afford a football helmet for their son after their home flooded! We've got them covered! 

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0:00.0

The Birchow.

0:02.2

This wasn't going to be for the radio, but because of Kristen's answer, it must be.

0:06.4

Just to give you a good example of where the two of us are in our own separate romantic relationships.

0:14.8

You haven't laughed that hard in a while.

0:17.9

It was such a great example.

0:20.1

So when you were out of the studio,by i said to christian i'm like

0:23.1

look man this isn't on the air or anything but like at what point did you stop like getting the

0:29.6

flutters when bart like walked in the room you know and i was telling her that amanda and i

0:35.1

with each other for like a year and a half, and I was telling her like,

0:38.3

when she tells me that she's coming over to spend the night or I'm gonna go see her, when she pulls up, my heart starts to get that little thing, you know? Aw, cute. That's really cute. And we're a year and a half into it, right? So I'm like, am I just being like a stupid eighth grader? or so tell me like when did that happen with you and bart like when

0:55.4

did that stop and it was 20 years ago yeah i mean my husband and i have been together for almost

1:00.0

20 years and so i was sitting here thinking and i'm like when did the flutter go away and i honestly

1:07.3

i was i was unable to pinpoint it but I straight face looked at Bart and I go,

1:14.1

but do you know when I do get the flutter?

1:17.2

When I come home and I pull up to the house,

1:21.5

his car's not there and I know I get the house to myself.

1:26.0

That's awful.

1:28.5

That's 20 years. That's awful. That's 20 years for 24 months or whatever.

1:33.6

Sometimes, Abby, sometimes you just need some quiet.

1:36.2

And sometimes you just need some alone time.

1:38.3

And I would be just the biggest liar if I said there wasn't a day when I pulled up and I looked at the house and his car was gone.

1:46.8

And I was like, I have the whole house to himself.

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