The Fert show. I think we can all agree we're a little protective of Abby here.

So when we hear that someone on the show spreading a rumor about her, maybe trying to get her fired,

we gotta, we gotta meet this thing head on.

We've got squash it now. I feel like I've had to clear up a lot of

scandalous falsehoods about me on the show in the last couple of weeks. First it was me

having to shut down the rumors that I had a deep abiding crush for Mikey and for other

members on the show and now it's something a little bit more serious now. I know when I tell this story there may be some

I know people may have some strong opinions about the things I'm about to say so I'm going to quietly ask or not

quietly I'm going to fervently ask that everyone keep their questions until the end, and then I'm going to clear up what's going on.

All right, floor is yours.

So this all actually, conveniently, very coincidentally, started during that segment where I felt like I had to clear up the

fact that I didn't have a crush on part-time Mikey, messy Mikey.

And during that segment I had actually asked Mikey and Jackson to go to the back studio where it's

like behind us there's a mirror or not a mirror there's a window so you can see into the back studio.

And I was like I want everyone to guess who they think

I'm having this toward affair with.

So I need both of you back there so they don't just guess Mikey,

because Mikey's standing back there.

Had to have Jackson back there

to throw them off their scent.

So I was really nervous about that segment because I wanted to get it right.

And something that I will do before a segment that I get really nervous about is I will kind of

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