The Bird Show.

I love starting a show by breaking tradition.

Look, usually Monday morning, we haven't seen each other, so I'll go around the room and I'll ask everybody, how'd your weekend go?

Well, before we can do that, we need to go back last week before we move forward.

And it turns out that Abby here, by far, is the best prankster on the version.

She set up Jackson in such a glorious way that we really need to clear the air because a lot of you guys have changed your opinion on Jackson after this.

And the man was set up.

I had no idea.

I had such a loyal following until we did this corny joke off that ended up not being corny.

It sounded more like another word with a different letter in front of corny.

So last week, me and Jackson were put on the schedule to do a corny Halloween joke off.

It was going to be festive and fun and kid-friendly and fun for the whole family.

And if you've never heard it before, the corny joke-off really is like these are jokes for dad jokes for toddlers, basically.

Exactly.

Or second graders, right?

I mean, they're supposed to be corny they're supposed to be

silly there's nothing sophisticated about it at all we go back and forth so the night before the

corny joke off at 545 p.m jackson texts me as i already have the whole thing prepared and he says

let's let's roast each other instead. And I text

him, I was like, well, first of all, we had, this is a real job. So let's get it approved. Let's not

just go off the rails. And he's like, you could do whatever you want to do. But I'm going to roast you.

And so I was like, okay, well, I'm going to prepare some roast for Jackson just to be safe because

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