Someone In Studio’s New Girlfriend Has An Ex That's Got To Go!
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 31 July 2024
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the Bird Show. So we want to call an audible here and run with this? |
| 0:04.0 | Like you guys call up flexing your intelligence. The fact that you know that most don't, we just went around the room if you want to get in on this 1 855 |
| 0:14.9 | birth show I eat walnuts every day but I'm not really sure what a walnut is actually so |
| 0:18.9 | I google it during the show because we're very busy in here and found out that walnuts are not |
| 0:27.2 | actually nuts at all. Walnuts are the seeds of a fruit called a droop d r u p e now you know so there a |
| 0:38.1 | troop nut |
| 0:40.8 | droopy nut so do you have one of those now you know moments 1 855 birchoc because we went around the room and most had them |
| 0:50.8 | so and this just happened recently. One of my good friends |
| 0:55.0 | Michelle sent me this information about where like throwing up the middle |
| 0:59.3 | finger and saying if you came from right because I am notorious in my friend group when we take |
| 1:04.3 | group photos I like to throw the bird I'm super mature anyway |
| 1:08.6 | before the battle of agan court in 14, the French anticipating victory over the English proposed to cut |
| 1:16.0 | off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger, it would be |
| 1:21.8 | impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and |
| 1:25.7 | therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future. |
| 1:29.8 | This famous English longbow was made of the native English U tree and the act of drawing the |
| 1:36.0 | longbow was known as plucking the U or pluck U. |
| 1:41.0 | Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English, won a major upset and began mocking |
| 1:47.8 | the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French and saying pluck you. Over the decades Americans have since |
| 1:56.8 | changed the words to from pluck you to f you and that's why we throw up the bird. |
| 2:01.8 | Whoa the more you know, 1-85 bird show. |
| 2:06.0 | Cassie. |
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