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The Bert Show

Someone In Studio Needs To Learn A Major Life Skill, And Fast!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

Comedy, Entertainment News, News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Bert and Kristin are going to Kentucky for the races! What do you think: Does Bert look like a jockey to you? He might if he doesn’t learn how to tie a tie!

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0:00.0

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0:08.0

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0:14.0

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0:22.0

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0:27.0

Oh, yes.

0:29.0

The Bert Show.

0:33.6

I've taken such pride in one little area of my life that culminated yesterday in putting me in a position that no man my age should be in.

0:47.2

And it's this.

0:48.7

I still don't know how to tie a tie.

0:52.3

Really? Still don't know how to tie a tie. Really?

0:53.0

Still don't know how to tie a tie.

0:55.0

And it has always been a badge of honor for me.

0:57.0

Grew up in San Diego, getting dressed like formally in San Diego.

1:01.0

You guys have been.

1:02.0

It's such a casual city, right?

1:04.4

It is. So at some point when there were others learning how to tie a tie, I dug in on my Californian

1:11.1

and said, I'm never going to learn how to tie a tie.

1:14.4

Man I'm aware that through life and I have so to this day I don't know how.

1:19.0

So I found myself yesterday at a men's warehouse being taught how to tie a tie from a

1:25.6

19 year old. In the middle of the story yesterday. I'm just like you know what?

1:31.6

Maybe my ego has gotten in the way here but Kristen and

1:35.0

I are going to Kentucky this weekend and there's one really special night where you

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