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Someone In Studio Is Going To Experience Preschool Carpool For The First Time EVER!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

This is what he WANTS! Bert has ASKED to participate in preschool carpool…will it be everything he ever dreamed?

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0:00.0

Hey, the bird show. So Kristen is helping me out this week. This job is giving me so much in my life. It is giving me everything in my life.

0:09.5

But with any job and with any career, as we've been talking about for months and months and months now, there's a push and a pull and there's a balance, right?

0:16.7

So I have always left the house early to do a morning show.

0:21.5

So the amount of times that I've driven my kids to carpool, maybe once that I can remember, maybe one time.

0:28.9

And I don't even think it was in morning.

0:30.4

I think I picked them up in the afternoon.

0:32.0

Yeah, that's not the same, man.

0:33.5

It's not the same.

0:34.1

So I've never had that experience.

0:35.7

But I heard Kristen making plans last week for her carpool group.

0:39.5

Yeah.

0:39.9

So my husband was on carpool duty last week.

0:44.2

And there are four little boys, mine included, that all go to the same school.

0:49.6

Jimmy's in pre-K, T-Bones and kindergarten.

0:53.4

And Luca and Rhett are in second grade. T-bone for, how old is he? He's five. He just been the birthday. He's just his best. He can name kids like they are bulldogs. Okay. To be fair, his name is Theodore. So some people call him Theodore, some people call him Theo. Bart and Jimmy call him Tebow. Yeah, that's a way more street.

1:14.6

So they, my neighbors, which is really smart, they've set up like this rotation.

1:20.0

So last week, the Mattingleys were on duty.

1:22.2

So that meant it was Bart and then Luca was sitting in the front and then you have Jimmy, T-bone, and

1:30.9

Rhett in the back seat, right? And so this week, it's Rhett's dad, Alex. He is on carpool duty.

1:39.5

And so we were just talking about, you know, the boys and Bart had sent me a picture and that they got this

1:44.7

rotation going. And you heard me talking about Bart and how he was dealing with the boys in the

1:50.8

morning. And granted, it's a short ride, but a lot can happen in a short ride. And I was kind of jealous.

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