The Bert Show.

I want to praise and ask Kristen to continue to take drugs, specifically caffeine.

What?

Yes.

Caffeine is a drug.

Yeah, I know it is.

I want you to continue to take it.

I don't know where this sort of circle has now kind of connected again because you were on caffeine, off caffeine.

And this week on caffeine, Abby, I think you can attest. This is like the damn limitless pill.

This is like your second wind. I just feel like I'm seeing a different side of you. Like you've always been sparkly and shiny, but we just got a little polished on you. Thank you. Yeah. So I, when I got pregnant, I made the choice to just nix all caffeine.

And I have generalized anxiety disorder. And caffeine's not good for those of us with anxiety anyway.

And I've been talking to my doctor and I've been meeting it, meaning to cut it out regardless. And I'm like, here we go.

Here's the time I can get rid of it. So I stopped drinking all sodas. I stopped drinking all

caffeinated coffee and I was, I had become a decaf girl and just drank sparkling water. Like,

that was it. Lerd. I know, right? Loser. But I still had my booze.

So now fast forward, Jimmy's three and a half years old.

So you factor it out for over four years now.

I have been, for the most part, caffeine-free.

I'd have like, I treat myself every now and then to like a cappuccino or something.

But in the mornings i drink a

decaf coffee and i wish i could pinpoint what it was bert i really do but i started drinking

more and more cappuccinos and i like the way it made me feel. I asked her yesterday.

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