The Bert Show.

Dang it, I'm a real boy!

And Rebecca is trying to tell me I'm not human.

She started this yesterday.

And again, your premise for questioning if I am a human being or not is what?

I would say your passion for AI is a little conspicuous. You're very enthusiastic,

which I think is great, but I've become just a little bit suspicious because I'm not so sure

if it is just true excitement or if it's orders. I think it's a great working tool.

I think it helps us.

I don't think it's going to replace humans.

And I think that if you are scared by it and you're not using it, you are putting your

company at a disadvantage.

So that's why I send you guys all the AI stuff that can help us in marketing.

But you think these are marching

orders. It might be orders from your Android leaders. You are so pushing the AI agenda. Today we're

going to confirm whether or not Bert is a real boy, as he said, or Cybert. Cyber. That's good.

I love it.

And I'm about to be exposed.

Okay.

So with his consent, I ran a Turing test on him.

And if you don't know, the Turing test is a test by a tragic scientist who, by the way, like the saddest life ever in the 1940s, he should have been at the club.

But instead, he was making these weird tests about

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