Someone In Studio Is ALMOST Ready To Get Engaged!

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🗓️ 8 October 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Producer Jackson has ONE last piece of his engagement to figure out and he needs just a little bit more help! Got any advice for him?

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1:02.5	The Bert Show.
1:03.6	Before we talk to Jackson here about messing up as engagement,
1:07.4	explain something to me that you and I both witnessed yesterday, Kristen.
1:11.5	You and I?
1:12.3	Uh-huh.
1:12.9	And let's keep names out of it.
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