The Bert Show.

I'm concerned, I'm impressed, and I felt so satisfied yesterday.

I don't know how long I've been in this relationship with Instagram.

I'm not exactly sure what year I joined.

But it yesterday proved to me in the most fulfilling and concerning ways that it knows me better than anyone else in the world.

And I'll tell you how I know this.

And I don't know if you guys have ever, this is the first time, this magical time has ever happened to me.

This magical and dysfunctional time has ever happened to me.

So after we do the show, I just need a breather, man.

We've been talking four and a half, five hours.

And I just need to defrag for a couple of minutes.

So I go downstairs where I know everybody will leave me alone.

I can eat my breakfast slash lunch, but I'm only down there for 10 minutes, right?

So usually when I'm doing that, I just do some mindless scrolling.

I like this video.

It makes me chuckle.

This one I have no interest in.

So I just go buy that one.

You know, same thing you do, right?

For 10 minutes yesterday, every single video that Instagram suggested in my reel was gold.

And I couldn't get out of the algorithm current.

Like giddy gold?

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