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I don't talk about it a lot because I don't want to seem like I'm flexing that I'm better than but I worked to Taco Bell for four years and I thought this

weekend it would be the perfect combination of old school and new.

Man, was I disappointed? I was driving back from Savannah. My kid goes to school at Skad.

So I went down there for 24 hours just to hang with him because his birthday is this week right and on my way

back I'm filling up a gas at a shell station and then I look across the shell

station and I look across the street and there it is the bell. As a four-year alumni of Taco Bell there was a gravitational

pulled walk in there when I do I have Taco Bell pride I'm not going to lie to you guys I've been on that line you needed me on that line you wanted me on that line you needed me on that line back in the day

so I went and I ordered my standard which was Bean and Cheese Burrito no onion

extra cheese please and then I thought I'd go ahead and I would balance it out with the new which is the

Doritos Locos Taco okay

now everybody has their go-to like when you go to a fast-food restaurant like you go I

specifically go to fast-free restaurants to get one specific thing so when y'all are at Taco Bell what are you ordering for for The potatoes that they can put I think it's some of the burritos you can get like a little

little bowl of them and then they top them with cheese and some sour cream and then you put the

hot sauce on it. Ooh they cheese that was after my time. I always like the chicken case deal. Okay.

Chicken case of the deal, two soft tacos, I'm good to go. I've never been to Taco Bell.

Oh, what? What?

What? Dead ass.

Oh no.

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