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The Bert Show

Someone In Studio Has Changed Their Perspective On Having Kids!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Producer Keity has potentially changed her perspective on having kids now that she's in a new relationship...but not the way you'd expect! Listen here.

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0:00.0

Cabin crew, prepare for landing.

0:02.0

Wow, that was a quick flight.

0:03.8

Yeah.

0:04.2

Oh, never mind.

0:05.2

Bondi Beach, Barry Reef, here we come.

0:08.2

Holiday of a lifetime.

0:09.5

I can't wait.

0:11.0

Me neither.

0:12.3

Ladies and gentlemen will shortly be landing in Austria.

0:16.0

Austria?

0:17.0

We're supposed to be going to Australia?

0:19.7

What have you done?

0:20.5

Um, should have gone to spec savers. Book an eye test online. Uh... We're supposed to be going to Australia. What have you done?

0:22.9

Should have gone to spec savers.

0:24.3

Book an eye test online.

0:27.3

Anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?

0:28.9

I've only got a bikini, Andy.

0:29.6

Oh.

0:33.4

The Bert Show.

0:36.6

You ever have a view that you're so incredibly passionate about,

0:38.3

then something happens and you're like,

0:40.8

I think I'm starting to question everything I know.

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