Someone In Studio Has Been Lying About How They Met Their Significant Other!

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🗓️ 6 June 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Someone in studio has been LYING about how they met their significant other and we’re shocked! Turns out they’re not alone!

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0:00.0	The Bert show.
0:01.0	producer Jackson, are you in here to give Abby Hope?
0:04.0	I can do that. I can try at least.
0:06.0	There's anything I need. It's hope.
0:08.0	All right, so you have written an open letter to tender or about tender, like is this an open letter to tender or about tender like is this an open letter to tender or
0:15.4	is this an open letter to those on the dating scene about tender it is an open
0:20.8	letter from the perspective of tender on why you should give it a chance.
0:24.4	Oh, so you're speaking on behalf of tender.
0:26.8	Yes, so when you think of tender, most people kind of discount it as being the
0:30.9	hookup app, right? The one that's not taken super seriously the one
0:34.8	that you can't really find love on right all about the booty calls it's all about
0:38.6	the booty calls and I have something that I'm ready to admit right here and right now.
0:44.0	Is that a boyko? No.
0:46.0	B
0:47.3	My girlfriend and I actually met on Tender.
0:52.8	Shut up.
0:53.6	Did you know this Abbedo?
0:54.8	I did not know this.
0:55.8	I thought.
0:57.4	We have lied to every single person and said that we met on edge.
1:00.8	Are you kidding? You lied about your origin story?
1:05.0	We have lied since the very beginning.
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