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The Bert Show

Someone In Studio Had A Bizarre Allergic Reaction And Doesn’t Want To Go To The Doctor!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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WHAT is this weird, itchy rash that Bert is experiencing? He might never know…cause he doesn’t wanna go to the doctor! Click here to listen!

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0:33.0

I'm a little jarred this morning and it's ridiculous but I think we've all been there.

0:38.0

I had one of those dreams last night where Courtney was cheating on me.

0:42.0

Oh no. Wook me up in the middle of the nighthouse bit. Courtney was I cheating on me.

0:43.0

Woke me up in the middle of the night house pissed.

0:45.0

And I'm still like, I'm still mad at her.

0:48.0

I'm curious the details, do you know, did you know the man?

0:50.0

Was it a mystery man?

0:51.0

I didn't, uh, and she was dating for sport really oh so in the dream

0:57.2

she goes out with this guy who she thought was very good looking but she gets to the

1:02.0

date and he's just a complete

1:03.9

zero right she's having not a good time at all it's awful she comes back and she

1:09.3

tells me about it and she says look I just want to let you know that I went out on

1:12.0

a date I'm like it's all casual about it, which in real life, that's what she would do.

1:17.2

And she was like goofy about it.

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