Hey, the Bert Show.

So, um, the old lady found some messages in my phone from another woman that was sexual in nature.

Oh.

And.

Maurice Mitchell.

I was on my way to the dog house.

But, what dog is that?

I think that was Mikey's dog, the one that's dying from congenital.

Oh my God.

That was Reggie?

The spirit of Reggie just took over me.

Well, that's probably how I did sound as I was, as I, in my mind was trying to process how this could be possible and what she saw that I didn't.

And it, it just didn't make sense to me because I'm like, this can't be a thing.

But at the same time, I couldn't tell her she was wrong.

I'm sure she read what she read.

I have so many questions, but I'm going to let you cook.

Because first is how does she get your phone and why was she reading your messages?

Well, in her defense, she wasn't reading my messages.

My phone, like all of the messages I get, you know, the notifications pop up.

And a lot of the time I'll just have my phone sitting there in between us as we're working.

So the phone was just next to her.

And I saw her take the glance at it. And normally, like, you know, she'll look just to see a phone went off and then go back to what she's doing.

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