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The Bert Show.

All right, Kristen, so we start the show out today with a big old insult, but you're not sure who should be insulted.

Well, no, I don't want anybody to be insulted.

I was trying to talk disparaging about us, not about somebody else.

So you're like self-deprecating about the Burt show?

Yes, self-deprecating about the Burt show, but I'm worried that another person at this dinner party I was at took it as a shot at them when I was like, no, no, no, this is a shot at us.

So what had happened was I was at a friend's birthday dinner party and there's only 13 of us

sitting at this table.

So it's a very, it's an intimate dinner party, right?

And I'm there with people I know,

people I know well, people I know a little bit, and some people I don't know at all. Like I just met

that night, right? And they were smart to do like seeing arrangements. So everybody's kind of like,

you know, paired off with the people they know. So this person that I may or may not have insulted, I do not know, is sitting

at the complete opposite end of the table as me. But you can still kind of hear, you know,

because we only got like soft, jazzy type music playing in the background. You can just still

hear what people are saying. So one of the men at the end of the table said,, I hear you're on the radio. Tell me about your show or whatever.

And then somebody said right after that, is it like NPR?

Hmm.

Uh, yes, except the total opposite.

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