Someone At Bert’s Birthday Rave Had A REALLY Crappy Time!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 31 March 2025
⏱️ 11 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Get it. The Brut Show. |
| 0:02.0 | Happy, how was your weekend? Take us into the world of being 27 and barking at the moon at 3 in the morning and living life spontaneously. |
| 0:12.6 | The only thing keeping in the apartment are two cats. But man, all that freedom. What did you do with it this week? |
| 0:17.8 | Yeah, I'm a cat mom. So the only person barking at 3 a.m. Or my feet for hanging out at the club so late. |
| 0:22.9 | No, I was kidding. |
| 0:23.6 | Well, on Friday, I really didn't have much plans except I had had some last minute things pop up for Saturday, which were very exciting. |
| 0:29.9 | That's all right. |
| 0:30.6 | We're going into the weekend when there are no plans and you really can pivot as you go along is so intoxicating. This was a weekend of spontaneity for me because I was supposed to be in Charleston last weekend |
| 0:40.9 | and had to cancel and then all of a sudden I felt like I had like the world's wildest weekend |
| 0:45.9 | starting Friday at 5 p.m. So I'm out for a walk which I typically do, a big walking gal |
| 0:51.1 | and I get a text for my friend who goes hey |
| 0:54.9 | there's going to be a certain public figure in town |
| 0:58.1 | and I heard from my bartender friend |
| 0:59.8 | because she lives up by the part of town |
| 1:02.4 | where they're going to be. Where was it? At the battery. |
| 1:04.8 | Okay. We're going to the battery. She said |
| 1:08.1 | there's going to be a certain public figure and it's going to be |
| 1:10.2 | at this bar. |
| 1:11.6 | Do you want to go out? |
| 1:13.6 | And normally nine times out of 10, I'm like, |
| 1:14.5 | it's 5 p.m. |
| 1:15.4 | I'm literally sweaty. |
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