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🗓️ 6 June 2025
⏱️ 59 minutes
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0:00.0 | This episode of Distractable is presented by vitamin water. Some drinks are fun. Some drinks are |
0:05.9 | functional, but vitamin water said, why not both? The Elevate Blue Raspberry, actually very good. |
0:12.6 | As I'm getting older, I found that I'm a raspberry guy. Yeah, they also have zero sugar |
0:17.2 | rehydrate pineapple passion fruit. As I'm getting older, I'm finding I'm really a pineapple guy. |
0:22.3 | I'm like Wade, but with apples. |
0:24.3 | Grab a vitamin water today, copyright 2025. |
0:27.1 | Glasso. |
0:27.6 | Vitamin Water is a registered trademark of Glasso. |
0:30.8 | Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable. |
0:36.5 | This episode. |
0:39.7 | Maze-like Mark cancels Chipotle, |
0:41.2 | promises G.B.H. |
0:43.5 | And invites a flurry of current events. |
0:46.2 | Bonafidey Bob flames long johns, |
0:47.5 | gets righteous ribs, |
0:49.1 | threatens to do frayne, |
0:50.6 | and turtle todgers. |
0:53.2 | Web-O-Matic Wade likes it curly, |
0:59.0 | has domestic dung scent, has mat-eating faces, has contractions and cries. |
1:02.4 | From Mark Triumphant to Pet Cemetery. |
1:10.8 | Yeah, it's time for somehow, even more broken news. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show |
1:17.6 | and welcome back to distractible today is another wonderful day because you get another new |
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