Somehow, Even More Broken News

Distractible

Society & Culture, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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0:00.0	This episode of Distractable is presented by vitamin water. Some drinks are fun. Some drinks are
0:05.9	functional, but vitamin water said, why not both? The Elevate Blue Raspberry, actually very good.
0:12.6	As I'm getting older, I found that I'm a raspberry guy. Yeah, they also have zero sugar
0:17.2	rehydrate pineapple passion fruit. As I'm getting older, I'm finding I'm really a pineapple guy.
0:22.3	I'm like Wade, but with apples.
0:24.3	Grab a vitamin water today, copyright 2025.
0:27.1	Glasso.
0:27.6	Vitamin Water is a registered trademark of Glasso.
0:30.8	Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable.
0:36.5	This episode.
0:39.7	Maze-like Mark cancels Chipotle,
0:41.2	promises G.B.H.
0:43.5	And invites a flurry of current events.
0:46.2	Bonafidey Bob flames long johns,
0:47.5	gets righteous ribs,
0:49.1	threatens to do frayne,
0:50.6	and turtle todgers.
0:53.2	Web-O-Matic Wade likes it curly,
0:59.0	has domestic dung scent, has mat-eating faces, has contractions and cries.
1:02.4	From Mark Triumphant to Pet Cemetery.
1:10.8	Yeah, it's time for somehow, even more broken news. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show
1:17.6	and welcome back to distractible today is another wonderful day because you get another new
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