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🗓️ 2 June 2025
⏱️ 60 minutes
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0:00.0 | This episode of Distractable is presented by vitamin water. Some drinks are fun. Some drinks are |
0:05.9 | functional, but vitamin water said, why not both? The Elevate Blue Raspberry, actually very good. |
0:12.6 | As I'm getting older, I found that I'm a raspberry guy. Yeah, they also have zero sugar |
0:17.2 | rehydrate pineapple passion fruit. As I'm getting older, I'm finding I'm really a pineapple guy. |
0:22.3 | I'm like Wade, but with apples. |
0:24.3 | Grab a vitamin water today, copyright 2025. |
0:27.1 | Glasso. |
0:27.6 | Vitamin Water is a registered trademark of Glasso. |
0:30.8 | Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers. |
0:33.7 | And welcome to Distractable. |
0:36.5 | This episode, bullshit calling Bob, flames the baldest bro, |
0:40.5 | then plays an ever-increasingly challenging game. |
0:43.4 | Mithropic Mark has an IT nightmare with raging worry, |
0:47.1 | unleashes AI hell, secret boners, speeding, and shooting stars. |
0:52.2 | Weirdling Wade has fecal conditioning, hates twitchers, chapsticks and chicken man. |
0:58.3 | From doing your duty to ultimate fairness, yes. |
1:03.9 | It's time for Bob Small, even Dumber, word game. |
1:08.9 | Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. |
1:15.8 | Hello and welcome back to Distractable, your congressperson's favorite podcast, I assume, probably. |
1:23.3 | I'm your host, Bob. |
1:24.3 | I am the host because I won the last one because that's the way this show works. We all three compete. Well, two of us do. Anyway, one of us hosts. And whoever |
1:32.3 | between the two competitors wins, host the next one, it is a right and an honor and a duty. |
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